Cute girls make me want to die so much Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of cute girls making you want to die? Do you feel like you’ll never get a lunch date or even a simple interaction with them? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “No Cute Girls Allowed” policy! That’s right, you can game in peace without the distraction of their smiles and charm.

Join our server and be surrounded by a community of guys who understand the struggle of wanting to hug a girl so bad but feeling unworthy. Together, we can build epic structures, mine for diamonds, and conquer the Ender Dragon without the pesky distraction of cute girls ruining our vibe.

So come on, join us and leave your girl troubles behind. Who needs them when you have a whole SMP of bros to game with? Let’s show those cute girls what they’re missing out on!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Dimension Hops:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dimension Hops:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	315
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Towns Built:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Emeralds Found:	1900	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Endless Night Skies:	3
Void Armor Forged:	30	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Falling into the Void:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Void Gems Collected:	31
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Alien Abductions:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.