Cute Dumbasses Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the cutest dumbasses are allowed! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally built a house out of TNT thinking it was a new type of block. Needless to say, it didn’t end well, but it was hilarious!

If you want to be part of a community where being a cute dumbass is celebrated, then this is the server for you. We have epic build battles where players try to recreate famous landmarks using only dirt blocks, and let’s just say the results are… interesting.

Join us for weekly events like the “Dumbass Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like trying to ride a pig off a cliff without dying. It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and it’s a whole lot of fun.

So come on, join our server and embrace your inner cute dumbass. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
New Chunks Explored:	936662	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Dimension Hops:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	112

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Falling into the Void:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	New Chunks Explored:	77007
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Farms Harvested:	195	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9508	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Potions Brewed:	93
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Void Gems Collected:	38	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Secret Passages Found:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mines Excavated:	4818
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Farms Harvested:	299
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!