Cute Dumbasses Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the cutest dumbasses are allowed! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally built a house out of TNT thinking it was a new type of block. Needless to say, it didn’t end well, but it was hilarious!

If you want to be part of a community where being a cute dumbass is celebrated, then this is the server for you. We have epic build battles where players try to recreate famous landmarks using only dirt blocks, and let’s just say the results are… interesting.

Join us for weekly events like the “Dumbass Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like trying to ride a pig off a cliff without dying. It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and it’s a whole lot of fun.

So come on, join our server and embrace your inner cute dumbass. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	311
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Crops Grown:	3596

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Ores Mined:	5185
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Villages Defended:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Magic Items Found:	1546

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	9507	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	166

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Farms Harvested:	225	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Divine Spears Created:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Enchantments Applied:	258	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2855
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Love Letters Sent:	14
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	378	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Enchantments Applied:	123
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	383
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Ores Mined:	3656
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!