Cute Dumbasses Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the cutest dumbasses are allowed! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally built a house out of TNT thinking it was a new type of block. Needless to say, it didn’t end well, but it was hilarious!

If you want to be part of a community where being a cute dumbass is celebrated, then this is the server for you. We have epic build battles where players try to recreate famous landmarks using only dirt blocks, and let’s just say the results are… interesting.

Join us for weekly events like the “Dumbass Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like trying to ride a pig off a cliff without dying. It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and it’s a whole lot of fun.

So come on, join our server and embrace your inner cute dumbass. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	17

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Divine Spears Created:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Divine Spears Created:	24	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Farms Harvested:	683
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	14

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Secret Passages Found:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Enchantments Applied:	197
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Crops Grown:	9645	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	18

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Towns Built:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!