Cute Dumbasses Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the cutest dumbasses are allowed! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally built a house out of TNT thinking it was a new type of block. Needless to say, it didn’t end well, but it was hilarious!

If you want to be part of a community where being a cute dumbass is celebrated, then this is the server for you. We have epic build battles where players try to recreate famous landmarks using only dirt blocks, and let’s just say the results are… interesting.

Join us for weekly events like the “Dumbass Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like trying to ride a pig off a cliff without dying. It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and it’s a whole lot of fun.

So come on, join our server and embrace your inner cute dumbass. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Mines Excavated:	1381
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Dimension Hops:	9
Towns Built:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Secret Passages Found:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4207	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Potions Brewed:	63

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3690	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Runes Activated:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Mines Excavated:	2818	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6218	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Dragons Tamed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Villages Defended:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	1760
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	9627	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!