Cute Dumbasses Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the cutest dumbasses are allowed! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally built a house out of TNT thinking it was a new type of block. Needless to say, it didn’t end well, but it was hilarious!

If you want to be part of a community where being a cute dumbass is celebrated, then this is the server for you. We have epic build battles where players try to recreate famous landmarks using only dirt blocks, and let’s just say the results are… interesting.

Join us for weekly events like the “Dumbass Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like trying to ride a pig off a cliff without dying. It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and it’s a whole lot of fun.

So come on, join our server and embrace your inner cute dumbass. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Animals Bred:	85	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Divine Spears Created:	30	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dragons Tamed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Star Shards Collected:	151
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	2474	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	11

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Love Letters Sent:	17	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Villages Defended:	16	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Emeralds Found:	389
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	New Chunks Explored:	21874
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Villages Defended:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Villages Defended:	17
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Love Letters Sent:	20	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8959	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	494
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Zombie Dances:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	20
New Chunks Explored:	628016	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Ores Mined:	8067	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.