Cute Dumbasses Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the cutest dumbasses are allowed! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally built a house out of TNT thinking it was a new type of block. Needless to say, it didn’t end well, but it was hilarious!

If you want to be part of a community where being a cute dumbass is celebrated, then this is the server for you. We have epic build battles where players try to recreate famous landmarks using only dirt blocks, and let’s just say the results are… interesting.

Join us for weekly events like the “Dumbass Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like trying to ride a pig off a cliff without dying. It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and it’s a whole lot of fun.

So come on, join our server and embrace your inner cute dumbass. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Enchantments Applied:	164	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3209	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Buildings Constructed:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Emeralds Found:	8952
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Magic Items Found:	6182
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Crops Grown:	8648	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ores Mined:	7147

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	318	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Meteorites Collected:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Animals Bred:	56
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	467
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.