Cute Dumbasses Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the cutest dumbasses are allowed! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally built a house out of TNT thinking it was a new type of block. Needless to say, it didn’t end well, but it was hilarious!

If you want to be part of a community where being a cute dumbass is celebrated, then this is the server for you. We have epic build battles where players try to recreate famous landmarks using only dirt blocks, and let’s just say the results are… interesting.

Join us for weekly events like the “Dumbass Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like trying to ride a pig off a cliff without dying. It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and it’s a whole lot of fun.

So come on, join our server and embrace your inner cute dumbass. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Void Armor Forged:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Emeralds Found:	8568
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Zombie Dances:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Magic Items Found:	7376	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	112	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Void Gems Collected:	31
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	653
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Mines Excavated:	4251	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Potions Brewed:	25
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Buildings Constructed:	37	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Animals Bred:	28	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Villages Defended:	19	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Runes Activated:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Gods Slained:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Farms Harvested:	803	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.