Cute Dumbasses Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the cutest dumbasses are allowed! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally built a house out of TNT thinking it was a new type of block. Needless to say, it didn’t end well, but it was hilarious!

If you want to be part of a community where being a cute dumbass is celebrated, then this is the server for you. We have epic build battles where players try to recreate famous landmarks using only dirt blocks, and let’s just say the results are… interesting.

Join us for weekly events like the “Dumbass Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like trying to ride a pig off a cliff without dying. It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and it’s a whole lot of fun.

So come on, join our server and embrace your inner cute dumbass. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Crops Grown:	2933
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Love Letters Sent:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	14

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Void Gems Collected:	30	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	284

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	403

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Dragons Tamed:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Emeralds Found:	897
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Void Gems Collected:	19	Gods Slained:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Magic Items Found:	1836
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Void Gems Collected:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8199
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Zombie Dances:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Star Shards Collected:	154	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!