Cute Dumbasses Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the cutest dumbasses are allowed! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally built a house out of TNT thinking it was a new type of block. Needless to say, it didn’t end well, but it was hilarious!

If you want to be part of a community where being a cute dumbass is celebrated, then this is the server for you. We have epic build battles where players try to recreate famous landmarks using only dirt blocks, and let’s just say the results are… interesting.

Join us for weekly events like the “Dumbass Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like trying to ride a pig off a cliff without dying. It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and it’s a whole lot of fun.

So come on, join our server and embrace your inner cute dumbass. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
New Chunks Explored:	752859	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Enchantments Applied:	264

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dimension Hops:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	6650

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Runes Activated:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	418	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Animals Bred:	148
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Towns Built:	6
Star Shards Collected:	215	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mines Excavated:	1919	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Villages Defended:	15

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Potions Brewed:	44
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Dimension Hops:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1474
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	170
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	27
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Towns Built:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!