Cute Dumbasses Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the cutest dumbasses are allowed! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally built a house out of TNT thinking it was a new type of block. Needless to say, it didn’t end well, but it was hilarious!

If you want to be part of a community where being a cute dumbass is celebrated, then this is the server for you. We have epic build battles where players try to recreate famous landmarks using only dirt blocks, and let’s just say the results are… interesting.

Join us for weekly events like the “Dumbass Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like trying to ride a pig off a cliff without dying. It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and it’s a whole lot of fun.

So come on, join our server and embrace your inner cute dumbass. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4811
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dimension Hops:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Ores Mined:	3709	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Void Armor Forged:	28
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Towns Built:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Zombie Dances:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	4515	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8195	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Dragon Scales Harvested:	379	Mythical Quests Completed:	31

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Zombie Dances:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Holy Grails Found:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	12

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	2	New Chunks Explored:	234328
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Runes Activated:	8

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	826	Love Letters Sent:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Dimension Hops:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Void Armor Forged:	29
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Ores Mined:	7968
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Villages Defended:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.