Cute Dumbasses Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the cutest dumbasses are allowed! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally built a house out of TNT thinking it was a new type of block. Needless to say, it didn’t end well, but it was hilarious!

If you want to be part of a community where being a cute dumbass is celebrated, then this is the server for you. We have epic build battles where players try to recreate famous landmarks using only dirt blocks, and let’s just say the results are… interesting.

Join us for weekly events like the “Dumbass Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like trying to ride a pig off a cliff without dying. It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and it’s a whole lot of fun.

So come on, join our server and embrace your inner cute dumbass. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Ores Mined:	8960	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Dimension Hops:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6377	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	468	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Towns Built:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5457	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Emeralds Found:	9254
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	212

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	933
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Dimension Hops:	14
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Secret Passages Found:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	30
New Chunks Explored:	580524	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Crops Grown:	4721
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	614553	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Animals Bred:	119
Potions Brewed:	70	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	154	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.