Cute Dumbasses Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the cutest dumbasses are allowed! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally built a house out of TNT thinking it was a new type of block. Needless to say, it didn’t end well, but it was hilarious!

If you want to be part of a community where being a cute dumbass is celebrated, then this is the server for you. We have epic build battles where players try to recreate famous landmarks using only dirt blocks, and let’s just say the results are… interesting.

Join us for weekly events like the “Dumbass Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like trying to ride a pig off a cliff without dying. It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and it’s a whole lot of fun.

So come on, join our server and embrace your inner cute dumbass. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Farms Harvested:	376	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
New Chunks Explored:	934632	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Void Gems Collected:	24	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Enchantments Applied:	131	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Emeralds Found:	9972
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	26

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8275	Dragon Scales Harvested:	430
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Enchantments Applied:	178
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.