Cute Dumbasses Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the cutest dumbasses are allowed! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally built a house out of TNT thinking it was a new type of block. Needless to say, it didn’t end well, but it was hilarious!

If you want to be part of a community where being a cute dumbass is celebrated, then this is the server for you. We have epic build battles where players try to recreate famous landmarks using only dirt blocks, and let’s just say the results are… interesting.

Join us for weekly events like the “Dumbass Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like trying to ride a pig off a cliff without dying. It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and it’s a whole lot of fun.

So come on, join our server and embrace your inner cute dumbass. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Alien Abductions:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Magic Items Found:	3867	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Enchantments Applied:	103	Potions Brewed:	129
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Buildings Constructed:	31
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Buildings Constructed:	44

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Love Letters Sent:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Ores Mined:	6983	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Alien Abductions:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	175
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.