Cute Dumbasses Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the cutest dumbasses are allowed! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally built a house out of TNT thinking it was a new type of block. Needless to say, it didn’t end well, but it was hilarious!

If you want to be part of a community where being a cute dumbass is celebrated, then this is the server for you. We have epic build battles where players try to recreate famous landmarks using only dirt blocks, and let’s just say the results are… interesting.

Join us for weekly events like the “Dumbass Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like trying to ride a pig off a cliff without dying. It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and it’s a whole lot of fun.

So come on, join our server and embrace your inner cute dumbass. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6496	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ores Mined:	8990	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ores Mined:	9521	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Star Shards Collected:	216	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	159	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Star Shards Collected:	65
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Secret Passages Found:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Void Gems Collected:	27
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Holy Grails Found:	2	Buildings Constructed:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	23

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Towns Built:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Animals Bred:	91
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7984
Dragon Scales Harvested:	155	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.