Cute Dumbasses Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the cutest dumbasses are allowed! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally built a house out of TNT thinking it was a new type of block. Needless to say, it didn’t end well, but it was hilarious!

If you want to be part of a community where being a cute dumbass is celebrated, then this is the server for you. We have epic build battles where players try to recreate famous landmarks using only dirt blocks, and let’s just say the results are… interesting.

Join us for weekly events like the “Dumbass Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like trying to ride a pig off a cliff without dying. It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and it’s a whole lot of fun.

So come on, join our server and embrace your inner cute dumbass. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Runes Activated:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Meteorites Collected:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	17

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Void Armor Forged:	21
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	99	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Potions Brewed:	56

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5014
Crops Grown:	2568	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Love Letters Sent:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Potions Brewed:	56
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	18	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	9906	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magic Items Found:	3836

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
New Chunks Explored:	108558	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Dimension Hops:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!