Cute Dumbasses Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the cutest dumbasses are allowed! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally built a house out of TNT thinking it was a new type of block. Needless to say, it didn’t end well, but it was hilarious!

If you want to be part of a community where being a cute dumbass is celebrated, then this is the server for you. We have epic build battles where players try to recreate famous landmarks using only dirt blocks, and let’s just say the results are… interesting.

Join us for weekly events like the “Dumbass Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like trying to ride a pig off a cliff without dying. It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and it’s a whole lot of fun.

So come on, join our server and embrace your inner cute dumbass. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	3130	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	5456	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Void Gems Collected:	23	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Villages Defended:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Players Killed by Monsters:	7469	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Gods Slained:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	375	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
New Chunks Explored:	390744	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magic Items Found:	5553	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	196	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	463	Love Letters Sent:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Magic Items Found:	4671	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Astral Projections Made:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Potions Brewed:	192
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Love Letters Sent:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Astral Projections Made:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Crops Grown:	9056
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!