Cute Dumbasses Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the cutest dumbasses are allowed! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally built a house out of TNT thinking it was a new type of block. Needless to say, it didn’t end well, but it was hilarious!

If you want to be part of a community where being a cute dumbass is celebrated, then this is the server for you. We have epic build battles where players try to recreate famous landmarks using only dirt blocks, and let’s just say the results are… interesting.

Join us for weekly events like the “Dumbass Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like trying to ride a pig off a cliff without dying. It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and it’s a whole lot of fun.

So come on, join our server and embrace your inner cute dumbass. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4798
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5705

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Emeralds Found:	4354
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Dragons Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5936	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Villages Defended:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	46	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Crops Grown:	8394	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	34	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Emeralds Found:	9953

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Potions Brewed:	121	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mines Excavated:	1335	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.