Cute Dumbasses Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the cutest dumbasses are allowed! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally built a house out of TNT thinking it was a new type of block. Needless to say, it didn’t end well, but it was hilarious!

If you want to be part of a community where being a cute dumbass is celebrated, then this is the server for you. We have epic build battles where players try to recreate famous landmarks using only dirt blocks, and let’s just say the results are… interesting.

Join us for weekly events like the “Dumbass Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like trying to ride a pig off a cliff without dying. It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and it’s a whole lot of fun.

So come on, join our server and embrace your inner cute dumbass. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Potions Brewed:	133	Ores Mined:	832
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Astral Projections Made:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Meteorites Collected:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Void Armor Forged:	22

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Divine Spears Created:	18
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	91	Crops Grown:	8055

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!