Cute Dumbasses Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the cutest dumbasses are allowed! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally built a house out of TNT thinking it was a new type of block. Needless to say, it didn’t end well, but it was hilarious!

If you want to be part of a community where being a cute dumbass is celebrated, then this is the server for you. We have epic build battles where players try to recreate famous landmarks using only dirt blocks, and let’s just say the results are… interesting.

Join us for weekly events like the “Dumbass Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like trying to ride a pig off a cliff without dying. It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and it’s a whole lot of fun.

So come on, join our server and embrace your inner cute dumbass. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Zombie Dances:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Void Armor Forged:	30

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dimension Hops:	15
Emeralds Found:	825	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ores Mined:	3427
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Buildings Constructed:	26
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	298	Animals Bred:	171
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Potions Brewed:	191	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Mines Excavated:	1935	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Ores Mined:	9786	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!