Cute Dumbasses Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the cutest dumbasses are allowed! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally built a house out of TNT thinking it was a new type of block. Needless to say, it didn’t end well, but it was hilarious!

If you want to be part of a community where being a cute dumbass is celebrated, then this is the server for you. We have epic build battles where players try to recreate famous landmarks using only dirt blocks, and let’s just say the results are… interesting.

Join us for weekly events like the “Dumbass Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like trying to ride a pig off a cliff without dying. It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and it’s a whole lot of fun.

So come on, join our server and embrace your inner cute dumbass. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Ores Mined:	880
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ores Mined:	8230

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Endless Night Skies:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	199
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Void Gems Collected:	22	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1088	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Emeralds Found:	4073
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Emeralds Found:	1881	Dragon Scales Harvested:	114
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Enchantments Applied:	73	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Buildings Constructed:	37	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	9

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Towns Built:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Magic Items Found:	1952	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	382	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.