Cute Dumbasses Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the cutest dumbasses are allowed! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally built a house out of TNT thinking it was a new type of block. Needless to say, it didn’t end well, but it was hilarious!

If you want to be part of a community where being a cute dumbass is celebrated, then this is the server for you. We have epic build battles where players try to recreate famous landmarks using only dirt blocks, and let’s just say the results are… interesting.

Join us for weekly events like the “Dumbass Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like trying to ride a pig off a cliff without dying. It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and it’s a whole lot of fun.

So come on, join our server and embrace your inner cute dumbass. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Villages Defended:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Dragon Scales Harvested:	176	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Chimeras Created:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Mines Excavated:	2818	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1214	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Animals Bred:	134

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Dragon Eggs Found:	555
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Dimension Hops:	15

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Emeralds Found:	9561	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	204	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Enchantments Applied:	65	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150	Players Killed by Monsters:	1809
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Towns Built:	10
Alien Abductions:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	22

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Chimeras Created:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2517
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.