Cute Dumbasses Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the cutest dumbasses are allowed! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally built a house out of TNT thinking it was a new type of block. Needless to say, it didn’t end well, but it was hilarious!

If you want to be part of a community where being a cute dumbass is celebrated, then this is the server for you. We have epic build battles where players try to recreate famous landmarks using only dirt blocks, and let’s just say the results are… interesting.

Join us for weekly events like the “Dumbass Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like trying to ride a pig off a cliff without dying. It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and it’s a whole lot of fun.

So come on, join our server and embrace your inner cute dumbass. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Farms Harvested:	561

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Chimeras Created:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7
New Chunks Explored:	886474	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Runes Activated:	1
Enchantments Applied:	202	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magic Items Found:	1507	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Secret Passages Found:	8
Farms Harvested:	606	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Mines Excavated:	2585
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7930
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Ores Mined:	1722
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68	Void Armor Forged:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	177
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Void Gems Collected:	32	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Zombie Dances:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Animals Bred:	186	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Void Gems Collected:	30	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Mines Excavated:	4009	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.