Cute Dumbasses Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the cutest dumbasses are allowed! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally built a house out of TNT thinking it was a new type of block. Needless to say, it didn’t end well, but it was hilarious!

If you want to be part of a community where being a cute dumbass is celebrated, then this is the server for you. We have epic build battles where players try to recreate famous landmarks using only dirt blocks, and let’s just say the results are… interesting.

Join us for weekly events like the “Dumbass Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like trying to ride a pig off a cliff without dying. It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and it’s a whole lot of fun.

So come on, join our server and embrace your inner cute dumbass. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Dimension Hops:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Crops Grown:	2233	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Animals Bred:	149

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Animals Bred:	18
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Villages Defended:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Love Letters Sent:	19
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Void Gems Collected:	28
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Ores Mined:	7651	Farms Harvested:	222
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Divine Spears Created:	20

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Runes Activated:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Towns Built:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Towns Built:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.