Cute Dumbasses Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the cutest dumbasses are allowed! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally built a house out of TNT thinking it was a new type of block. Needless to say, it didn’t end well, but it was hilarious!

If you want to be part of a community where being a cute dumbass is celebrated, then this is the server for you. We have epic build battles where players try to recreate famous landmarks using only dirt blocks, and let’s just say the results are… interesting.

Join us for weekly events like the “Dumbass Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like trying to ride a pig off a cliff without dying. It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and it’s a whole lot of fun.

So come on, join our server and embrace your inner cute dumbass. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Dig up

Hardcore, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

If you’re searching for a great place to play alone, with friends, or to even meet new people ─ come on and try out our server! The Magbungkal Community offers captivating adventures and entertaining gameplay. In addition, we provide a unique gaming experience that no other server could ever match!Magbungkal provides both bedrock and java to diversify our community even further. Making gameplay as enjoyable as possible for players is our goal! We guarantee if you join our server, you won’t be disappointed. It features a friendly community with staff members available to assist you with gameplay whenever necessary.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

AusTv

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3004	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Enchantments Applied:	289
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9734	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	231	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Gods Slained:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Love Letters Sent:	4
Emeralds Found:	9744	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9675	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8134	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dimension Hops:	15
Void Gems Collected:	10	Buildings Constructed:	19

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Crops Grown:	6451	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.