Cute Dumbasses Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the cutest dumbasses are allowed! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally built a house out of TNT thinking it was a new type of block. Needless to say, it didn’t end well, but it was hilarious!

If you want to be part of a community where being a cute dumbass is celebrated, then this is the server for you. We have epic build battles where players try to recreate famous landmarks using only dirt blocks, and let’s just say the results are… interesting.

Join us for weekly events like the “Dumbass Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like trying to ride a pig off a cliff without dying. It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and it’s a whole lot of fun.

So come on, join our server and embrace your inner cute dumbass. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Divine Spears Created:	18	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	42	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Alien Abductions:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Crops Grown:	5843
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	98	Alien Abductions:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magic Items Found:	5146
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7851
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Meteorites Collected:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	New Chunks Explored:	56655
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	13

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Void Armor Forged:	18
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Ores Mined:	5131	Buildings Constructed:	45
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.