Cute Dumbasses Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the cutest dumbasses are allowed! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally built a house out of TNT thinking it was a new type of block. Needless to say, it didn’t end well, but it was hilarious!

If you want to be part of a community where being a cute dumbass is celebrated, then this is the server for you. We have epic build battles where players try to recreate famous landmarks using only dirt blocks, and let’s just say the results are… interesting.

Join us for weekly events like the “Dumbass Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like trying to ride a pig off a cliff without dying. It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and it’s a whole lot of fun.

So come on, join our server and embrace your inner cute dumbass. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mines Excavated:	3271	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
New Chunks Explored:	165693	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Emeralds Found:	3857	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	461

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Villages Defended:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4253	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Players Killed by Monsters:	6152
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Buildings Constructed:	18
Endless Night Skies:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Magic Items Found:	8660	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	22

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Zombie Dances:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Chimeras Created:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Potions Brewed:	128

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Animals Bred:	54	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Void Gems Collected:	21
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Towns Built:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.