Cute Dumbasses Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the cutest dumbasses are allowed! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally built a house out of TNT thinking it was a new type of block. Needless to say, it didn’t end well, but it was hilarious!

If you want to be part of a community where being a cute dumbass is celebrated, then this is the server for you. We have epic build battles where players try to recreate famous landmarks using only dirt blocks, and let’s just say the results are… interesting.

Join us for weekly events like the “Dumbass Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like trying to ride a pig off a cliff without dying. It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and it’s a whole lot of fun.

So come on, join our server and embrace your inner cute dumbass. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Zombie Dances:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ores Mined:	6461
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6798
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Farms Harvested:	155	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mines Excavated:	1200	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Alien Abductions:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Towns Built:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Divine Spears Created:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	434
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Dragons Tamed:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Farms Harvested:	918	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.