Cute Dumbasses Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the cutest dumbasses are allowed! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally built a house out of TNT thinking it was a new type of block. Needless to say, it didn’t end well, but it was hilarious!

If you want to be part of a community where being a cute dumbass is celebrated, then this is the server for you. We have epic build battles where players try to recreate famous landmarks using only dirt blocks, and let’s just say the results are… interesting.

Join us for weekly events like the “Dumbass Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like trying to ride a pig off a cliff without dying. It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and it’s a whole lot of fun.

So come on, join our server and embrace your inner cute dumbass. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4095	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Farms Harvested:	875	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Endless Night Skies:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	8573	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	386	Meteorites Collected:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Emeralds Found:	3494
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Falling into the Void:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Magic Items Found:	3870
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Void Gems Collected:	32	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Crops Grown:	9524	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Void Armor Forged:	24	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Emeralds Found:	3275
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Star Shards Collected:	178	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Star Shards Collected:	81	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!