Cute Dumbasses Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the cutest dumbasses are allowed! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally built a house out of TNT thinking it was a new type of block. Needless to say, it didn’t end well, but it was hilarious!

If you want to be part of a community where being a cute dumbass is celebrated, then this is the server for you. We have epic build battles where players try to recreate famous landmarks using only dirt blocks, and let’s just say the results are… interesting.

Join us for weekly events like the “Dumbass Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like trying to ride a pig off a cliff without dying. It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and it’s a whole lot of fun.

So come on, join our server and embrace your inner cute dumbass. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Emeralds Found:	7719
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Meteorites Collected:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6879	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	148

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Zombie Dances:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Ores Mined:	5299	Farms Harvested:	247
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ores Mined:	3939
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8611	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Divine Spears Created:	29
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	3351

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Animals Bred:	106
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6153
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!