Cute Dumbasses Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the cutest dumbasses are allowed! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally built a house out of TNT thinking it was a new type of block. Needless to say, it didn’t end well, but it was hilarious!

If you want to be part of a community where being a cute dumbass is celebrated, then this is the server for you. We have epic build battles where players try to recreate famous landmarks using only dirt blocks, and let’s just say the results are… interesting.

Join us for weekly events like the “Dumbass Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like trying to ride a pig off a cliff without dying. It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and it’s a whole lot of fun.

So come on, join our server and embrace your inner cute dumbass. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Divine Spears Created:	19
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	479	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	368	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	19

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	154	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Potions Brewed:	160
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	New Chunks Explored:	816993
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9503
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Farms Harvested:	594
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	248
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6892

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	22	New Chunks Explored:	139987
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Mines Excavated:	1884	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.