Cute Dumbasses Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the cutest dumbasses are allowed! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally built a house out of TNT thinking it was a new type of block. Needless to say, it didn’t end well, but it was hilarious!

If you want to be part of a community where being a cute dumbass is celebrated, then this is the server for you. We have epic build battles where players try to recreate famous landmarks using only dirt blocks, and let’s just say the results are… interesting.

Join us for weekly events like the “Dumbass Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like trying to ride a pig off a cliff without dying. It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and it’s a whole lot of fun.

So come on, join our server and embrace your inner cute dumbass. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Secret Passages Found:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	12

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Zombie Dances:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dimension Hops:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dimension Hops:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Meteorites Collected:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Gods Slained:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	49	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8971
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Farms Harvested:	245
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4681
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Farms Harvested:	523

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Potions Brewed:	196
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Villages Defended:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.