Cute Dumbasses Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the cutest dumbasses are allowed! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally built a house out of TNT thinking it was a new type of block. Needless to say, it didn’t end well, but it was hilarious!

If you want to be part of a community where being a cute dumbass is celebrated, then this is the server for you. We have epic build battles where players try to recreate famous landmarks using only dirt blocks, and let’s just say the results are… interesting.

Join us for weekly events like the “Dumbass Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like trying to ride a pig off a cliff without dying. It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and it’s a whole lot of fun.

So come on, join our server and embrace your inner cute dumbass. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Animals Bred:	108
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Magic Items Found:	2790
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Villages Defended:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Alien Abductions:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Emeralds Found:	4418	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5382	Dragon Scales Harvested:	336

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	1846	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mines Excavated:	4074	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.