Cute Dumbasses Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the cutest dumbasses are allowed! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally built a house out of TNT thinking it was a new type of block. Needless to say, it didn’t end well, but it was hilarious!

If you want to be part of a community where being a cute dumbass is celebrated, then this is the server for you. We have epic build battles where players try to recreate famous landmarks using only dirt blocks, and let’s just say the results are… interesting.

Join us for weekly events like the “Dumbass Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like trying to ride a pig off a cliff without dying. It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and it’s a whole lot of fun.

So come on, join our server and embrace your inner cute dumbass. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	35

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

ElementCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

ElementCraft is a 1.19+ crossplay survival server! We offer an endless amount of possibilities and features such as custom-coded classes. Ever wanted to be a demon, and get boosted abilities in the nether, or even become an angel and have wings? That’s all possible at ElementCraft including a wide variety of other features such as custom enchantments, economy, skills, and much more! Join our welcoming community today. We would be happy to have you!ElementCraft’s IP address is elementcraft.net. To join on Bedrock, you may use the IP address and the default port which is 19132.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Arai Craft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to Arai Craft one of the few Cracked Dragon Block servers! The main goal of the server is to progress through the custom saga and get stronger. To help you achieve this goal you can play Parallel quests, Boss fights, Daily missions and train with Mentors. All PVE battles are heavily scripted so you will get a DBC experience like no other! Other then training a great vocal point of the server is the survival world where you can make factions, make money and raid people. Battling it out with other people over loot in DBC combat is one of the most fun parts of the server that will surely be exiting and enjoyable.Technic Download: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/arai-craft.1696794

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Island Memories

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Island Memories is a survival server where you can build your own kingdom claims and explore an expanding open-world RPG map. We have about 1000+ custom furniture and 250+ custom blocks scattered around the world. Find secret traders and unlock over 100+ weapon skills, mounts and pets by doing quests.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7682	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Dungeons Dragons and Space Shuttles

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ddss.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Emeralds Found:	5831
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Zombie Dances:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Utopiverse Network

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival

Welcome to Utopiverse Network!Stay connected: Before you embark into the wide world of Utopiverse Network, here’s how you can stay connected: • IP: play.utopiverse.net • Website: www.utopiverse.net • Twitter: twitter.com/UtopiverseN • Discord: discord.utopiverse.netWho are we? We are an extensive Minecraft network that offers players a unique gameplay experience. So far, we feature Survival, a customized game mode that our players can fight, survive, and thrive in. We also embody an exceptional staff team who are reliable and understanding. We like to commemorate ourselves for always being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out!The team. Hello from the staff team! Utopiverse Network embodies an exceptional staff team who enjoy the server as much as their players. A staff team that enjoys their servers as much as you do, allows for a more cohesive gameplay all around. Also, we like to commemorate ourselves for being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out! We will get back to you as soon as we can!Want to get more involved? We provide our players with many ways to stay active, or to get more active. Maybe you want to Partner with Utopiverse, or you enjoy our features as much as we do, so you care to Invest. If partnering and/or investing is not your thing, becoming apart of the staff team can be very beneficial as well! Our Management Team trains our staff members to be current with Minecraft methods and techniques as well as techniques to provide a respectful yet successful community. Contact our staff team if you are considering getting involved. Staff applications can be found on our website!If you have any questions, please feel free to ask us. Thank you so much, we hope to see you all on Utopiverse! The door to a new world awaits, come on in!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Pokecentral

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

The Best Minecraft Modded Pixelmon Server! Around for 7+ years!Come experience a custom-made map, diverse achievements, and a custom questline on Pokecentral!Collect custom auras, fill the pokedex, compete in competitive Pokemon tournaments, and more!Pokecentral offers users a unique pixelmon experience with a fusion of hand-made custom features and pixelmon classics, come join!Install Pixelmon and connect easily using our Technic Modpack! Download Pixelmon Here https://bit.ly/PokecentralModpackNeed Support? Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Pokecentral

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	5687	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Players Killed by Monsters:	4857	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Star Shards Collected:	170	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	8448	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Mystiverse

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Are you tired of how easy minecraft is nowdays? Are you sick of servers where players obtain top gear by day one?Do you want to feel a classical factions experience with an RPG twist? Do you like the look of amazing custom world generated biomes?Then join mystiverse! A new classic, hard factions server with an RPG twist! New players can select 1 out of 4 different classes: Pirate, Witch, Assassin and Elemental. Each class has a lot of abilities and custom items that feel vanilla like and intuitive to use. There is a full wiki in our discord, learn all about the available classes there. A class might change your ideal food choice, crop choice, or even provide you with combat abilities, movement abilities (e.g. double jumping) and custom items.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	416
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Emeralds Found:	6363	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

DunyaMC

Earth, Economy, Factions, Survival, Towny

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Star Shards Collected:	281	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

xFireBox

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Welcome to xFireBox.net, the ultimate mining haven where the pursuit of resources and powerful equipment takes center stage! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience focused on the thrill of mining, without the distractions of building.Step into our server and become part of a vibrant community, driven by the shared passion for gathering valuable resources. Interact with like-minded players, engage in lively discussions, and forge lasting friendships with fellow resource enthusiasts.xFireBox is meticulously designed to offer a mining paradise like no other. With an array of meticulously crafted mines, you’ll uncover a wealth of rare and precious resources. Explore each mine’s unique challenges and reap the rewards as you delve deeper into the earth.Forget about building structures or intricate designs. Here, it’s all about honing your mining skills to perfection. Upgrade your equipment, unlock powerful tools, and discover hidden secrets that will propel your mining prowess to new heights.Our server boasts a dynamic progression system with a unique Prestige function. Rise through the ranks and unlock coveted block multipliers, amplifying your resource gains with every prestige level achieved. Leave your mark as a legendary miner and inspire others to follow in your footsteps.At xFireBox, we understand the value of hard work. Every swing of your pickaxe brings the promise of fortune. With our Fortune feature, each mined block holds the potential for incredible rewards, ensuring that your dedication is duly rewarded.Join our thriving community of resource enthusiasts, where players from all walks of life come together to pursue their mining passions. With over 60,000 dedicated players already on board, you’ll find camaraderie, support, and the excitement of shared adventures.Visit xFireBox.net today and embark on a mining odyssey like no other. Unleash your inner miner, gather your tools, and immerse yourself in the exhilarating world of xFireBox, where mining reigns supreme. Join us now and experience the pure thrill of unearthing riches and forging a legacy as a master of the mines!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Falling into the Void:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SlimeSMP

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

JiferCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to JiferCraft Studios! Here you will find a unique survival server, which combines the excitement of construction with the adrenaline of PvP combat. • Immerse yourself in a world full of possibilities and challenges. • Build your home and impressive structures. • Face exciting PvP battles against other players. • Explore vast landscapes and magnificent biomes. • Collect resources and thrive in a dynamic economy.But that is not all! We are working to add more game modes to give you an even more varied experience. Join the server and discover a world of adventure, creativity and unlimited fun. We will wait for you!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Monuments

Economy, PvE, Survival

Monumenta is a free Minecraft-based, Survival-mode, action-oriented MMORPG, with a foundation in the Complete the Monument (CTM) genre of adventure maps. With 19 huge, handmade dungeons, over a hundred quests, 1500+ custom items, seven customizable classes, and multiple enormous overworlds to connect everything together, Monumenta is a truly massive adventure that can be played solo or cooperatively for hundreds of hours with almost no repetitive grinding. Monumenta has remained live since Closed Beta in June 2017 and updates weekly with new content and bug fixes. It is a community-driven project which is and always will be free to play.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6224	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

MassiveCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Crops Grown:	6433

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

One Piece Warfare

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

official Server for the One Piece Warfare server! This server mainly based on Mine Mine No Mi, Warfare, Factions and other QOL/Item additions. We have officially released! Technic Pack here! https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/mmo-piece.1957975

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	436	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Divine Spears Created:	27
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Naruto Storm Online

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Naruto Storm Online! Our Modpack utilises the Naruto Anime Mod by Mathioks alongside a huge amount of custom content! Join our Community today and be a part of the most customised Naruto Server!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/oficial-naruto-storm-c.1187983

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!