Cute Dumbasses Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the cutest dumbasses are allowed! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally built a house out of TNT thinking it was a new type of block. Needless to say, it didn’t end well, but it was hilarious!

If you want to be part of a community where being a cute dumbass is celebrated, then this is the server for you. We have epic build battles where players try to recreate famous landmarks using only dirt blocks, and let’s just say the results are… interesting.

Join us for weekly events like the “Dumbass Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like trying to ride a pig off a cliff without dying. It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and it’s a whole lot of fun.

So come on, join our server and embrace your inner cute dumbass. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	228
Farms Harvested:	110	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	324	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Emeralds Found:	2812	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Animals Bred:	142	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Buildings Constructed:	44
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Buildings Constructed:	27	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Villages Defended:	13
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	731

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4010	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Star Shards Collected:	265
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Secret Passages Found:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Players Killed by Monsters:	9729	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8514
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Crops Grown:	6850
Dimension Hops:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Towns Built:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Emeralds Found:	3167
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!