Cute Dumbasses Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the cutest dumbasses are allowed! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally built a house out of TNT thinking it was a new type of block. Needless to say, it didn’t end well, but it was hilarious!

If you want to be part of a community where being a cute dumbass is celebrated, then this is the server for you. We have epic build battles where players try to recreate famous landmarks using only dirt blocks, and let’s just say the results are… interesting.

Join us for weekly events like the “Dumbass Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like trying to ride a pig off a cliff without dying. It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and it’s a whole lot of fun.

So come on, join our server and embrace your inner cute dumbass. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Farms Harvested:	869	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

MineXD

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MineXD We are offering a custom enviroment to enable players to play minecraft their way. The plugins we run add a lot to the vanilla experience while still remaining true to the way minecraft was intended to be enjoyed. Land Claims, Skills, Pinatas, Voting Rewards, Custom Enchants, Freshly Reset.Come check it out quick and say hi!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SkyVillage

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

SkyVillage isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a thriving community of passionate gamers who share a common love for creativity and collaboration. Immerse yourself in a supportive environment where players of all skill levels come together to forge lasting friendships. Engage in lively conversations, trade valuable resources, and participate in community events that bring everyone closer.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Farms Harvested:	795	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

DIRK.US

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A server based around towns, with vampires and werewolves lurking around, hidden in plain sight. This server is still under development and any feedback and suggestions are taken into account and highly appriciated. Join the server today and see it for yourself!!!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Pea

Survival, Vanilla

This is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal rules against grieving because who doesn’t like waking up one morning to find their house burnt down and looted definitely me. We’ve got Geyser for Java and Bedrock compatibility and Via-Version, so I don’t have to update the server; it’s the best.Server rules:No Exploiting/Hacking: No, using cheats to gain an unfair advantage No sharing personal info: No Giving Personal information to others No Squatting: No Living in another’s base without permission

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Enchantments Applied:	153
Dragon Eggs Found:	7381	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Olympus

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Olympus is a welcoming server for those who are mature enough to be mindful of others but not let it interfere with having fun! A mature and respectful player base is our goal with all welcome! We have plug-ins that add to the experience of Minecraft without taking away the essence of a survival server. You can work together or alone, build farms, towns or shops. You can protect your builds if needs be but still allow access to others so you can work together. Economy plug-in and shop signs to be able to buy and sell to others. Keep in touch with your friends on the server by using Discord for real-time chat! Crates to use if you wish to give you some much needed, hard to get, items to give a fair experience. A true sense of community that will not tolerate griefers or those who would ruin anyone’s experience of the game.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	9127
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Farms Harvested:	257
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Ores Mined:	4059	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Buildings Constructed:	44	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Renatus Network

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

TANOMI

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

You have reached the official page of a unique Minecraft server with new features that open up for you a fresh look at the game and the difficulty of survival. This is an amazing world where you can be anyone: choose your play style! Exciting systems of new enchantments, fishing, mining, unique monsters, a whole list of new equipment and much more await you! All this without mods, without downloading a launcher. We don’t put labels on players like RP servers do, you can be whoever you want, whenever you want, and the standard of living that you want. And we will try to preserve your gameplay for a long time, because we do not have wipes of the main world. You can access us even from a non-licensed client, so you don’t need to spend extra money on purchasing a mojang account. We have the most friendly and sociable community of players and administration! Only you decide how the history of the world you live in will go! Come in and show yourself!Read the detailed description in our VK group or on the website.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6107
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

FTB StoneBlock2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Villages Defended:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

MineFrost Network

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

MINEFROST NETWORKIP: play.minefrost.net ___________________________________________________________WE ARE OPENING NEW TYPE OF SERVERS! – VANILLA SKYBLOCK – CUSTOM SURVIVAL – CUSTOM BEDWARS – ANARCHY SKYLANDS – EXTREME HARDCORE AND MUCH MORE!!!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Emeralds Found:	8684
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

DemonsLand Season 3

Economy, LifeSteal

Demons Land is A Public Lifesteal Server. By Playing here You can Enhance your Lifesteal Experience.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

MCSugars

Economy, Survival

MCSugars is a survival server based on a diamond economy, with loads of cool features including land claims, pwarps, chest shops, crates, marriage and more

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Magic Items Found:	8426	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!