Cute Dumbasses Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the cutest dumbasses are allowed! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally built a house out of TNT thinking it was a new type of block. Needless to say, it didn’t end well, but it was hilarious!

If you want to be part of a community where being a cute dumbass is celebrated, then this is the server for you. We have epic build battles where players try to recreate famous landmarks using only dirt blocks, and let’s just say the results are… interesting.

Join us for weekly events like the “Dumbass Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like trying to ride a pig off a cliff without dying. It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and it’s a whole lot of fun.

So come on, join our server and embrace your inner cute dumbass. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

RedSkyEagle

LifeSteal, Survival

Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Lifesteal SMP Added. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.online Port – 25576 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – 192.99.232.94 with same port

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

ExodusMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Meteorites Collected:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Babylon MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

**EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Kicklex

Survival

– Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Runes Activated:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

VitalCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

At VitalCraft, we understand the joy that Minecraft brings to the world , and we strive to provide our players with an exceptional gaming experience. Our map is one of a kind and offers endless possibilities for exploration and adventure. From the moment you step onto our server, you’ll be immersed in a world full of creativity and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a beginner, we have something for everyone. We have collaborated to bring you the best of the old school, OG factions, and the new school. Join us today and discover what sets us apart from the rest.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Runes Activated:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

FlickationSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

FlickationSMP has some of the coolest features and is very unique. We have an Earth server with custom plugins including tanks, planes, helicopters, submarines, and more! And, if you ever had a hard time trying to play with your friends that are on bedrock or java, then join FlickationSMP!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Towns Built:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

From Minepur

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Magic Items Found:	4644
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Secret Passages Found:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Unrealtactical

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This Is The Official Server Of The Youtuber CoolGunner. UnrealTactical Is Back In Full Strenght As A Part Of The MC Server Network. UnrealTactical Also Has Unofficial Support For Bedrock Clients!!!!! **Please Note: Bedrock Clients Must Use Port 19132** Currently Is Hosts: – Survial Cool features -SkyblockComing Soon: – Zombies -Minigames – Prison – Kitpvp – Factions

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Dragons Tamed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	110
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Void Armor Forged:	19
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Endless Legions Commanded:	41

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

XCraft Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

XCraft Survival is celebrating 10 Years of providing a nice escape! Since 2013, we’ve been working hard to create a server that allows you to play with ease. We’re all about the old-school survival experience, with a few fun twists! From custom enchantments and tweaked crafting recipes to fighting Herobrine and using Flight Feathers, you’ll find your niche!We are a play-to-win server, the only way that you’re going to get farther than anyone else is by putting in the work, which means NO P2W. Our ranks are purely cosmetic, letting you earn everything you have in-game with our Perks system. You can upgrade yourself to have more set homes, player vaults, portable workstations, and more!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

TitoCraft #Forever

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

TitoCraft is a Minecraft server made for players. Our main objective is to satisfy the community. Our game modes are unique and different from any other server, 100% customized by our team. “Too good to be true”? Come and see! Game Modes: – Survival / BedWars / Skyblock / OneBlock / Parkour– Easy and affordable savings – Customized menus and commands – An innovative store menu – VoteParty / McMMO / Jobs / Daily Challenges and Monthly Challenges / Minigames AND MUCH MORE!!!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Laoco

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Looking for a fun friendly active Minecraft community to be apart of? Look no further! Server Info: always latest • All Inclusive server. • Staff monitored Grief and Theft Plugins • semi vanilla survival server • Greylisted – We keep out the trolls. So come check us out,

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

MSRebound

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Village mine

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to our village mine! The Dorfmine is a German-speaking Minecraft server for up to 100 players, with a classic freebuild concept and an extensive zone system so that your buildings are completely protected – you simply look for a nice place, place a box and create your zone, which you too later you can manage it completely independently. With us you don’t have to rely on any team members, but, just like in single player, you have complete freedom without having to worry about strangers destroying your things.Surrounded by a constantly growing but manageable community that always helps each other out, you will be looked after by a very experienced team. Our servers are online 24/7 to offer you an exceptional and lag-free gaming experience.We look forward to welcoming you to our village mine and wish you a lot of fun on our server! 🙂

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

FTB Direwolf20 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ftb.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Hypix MC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Villages Defended:	16	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.