Cute Dumbasses Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the cutest dumbasses are allowed! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally built a house out of TNT thinking it was a new type of block. Needless to say, it didn’t end well, but it was hilarious!

If you want to be part of a community where being a cute dumbass is celebrated, then this is the server for you. We have epic build battles where players try to recreate famous landmarks using only dirt blocks, and let’s just say the results are… interesting.

Join us for weekly events like the “Dumbass Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like trying to ride a pig off a cliff without dying. It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and it’s a whole lot of fun.

So come on, join our server and embrace your inner cute dumbass. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Alien Abductions:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Void Gems Collected:	20

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

LotusMC

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvE, Raiding, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	39
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Pride Central Smp

Cross-Play, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to our LGBTQIA+ inclusive and friendly Minecraft survival server, where everyone is welcome to join in on the fun! Our server is a safe and supportive space for players of all identities to come together and enjoy the wonderful world of Minecraft.We believe in celebrating diversity and promoting inclusivity, which is why we have created an environment where every player can express themselves freely. Whether you identify as lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, queer, intersex, asexual, or any other identity, you’ll find a warm and accepting community here.But that’s not all – we’re all about having a blast too! Our server hosts a variety of exciting events that are sure to tickle your creative spirit. From building competitions that let your imagination run wild to art competitions that showcase your unique talents, there’s always something happening to keep you engaged.So whether you’re a master builder, an artistic genius, or just looking for a place to connect with like-minded folks, our LGBTQIA+ inclusive survival Minecraft server is the perfect place for you. Join us and be part of an incredible community where friendship, creativity, and acceptance reign supreme!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

SageCraft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

Are you tired of the same old p2W 1.8.9 faction experience? We have spent months working with Tequila-Spigot, the newest cannoning.jar that allows for 1.8 cannons on the newest versions of Minecraft. That’s right, this is not a 1.8 server. 𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝟏.𝟐𝟎.2 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝟏.𝟖 𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

ShantyCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Join us at play.shantycraft.com ShantyCraft is a new and welcoming survival server running on 1.20.4! We have a semi-vanilla style game play with a some extra features for a better experience. This includes a growing economy with player sign shops, warps, a player GUI shop, and land claims to prevent griefing. We encourage new players to take advantage of a great opportunity to set up base in a fresh world. Building things like shops and warps for other players to visit is encouraged. Redstone engineers and mob farms are welcome! Come check out our community today and get started! Our server was recently opened so there’s plenty of opportunity and land to explore in a fresh new world. Play Now at play.shantycraft.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	335	Wilderness Tamed:	18

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SkittleMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to SkittleMC! We’re a Minecraft network running since 2017 with an unique community where you can express yourself freely in a non-toxic way. This is a place where all types of weirdness and creativity are accepted. Primarily focused on the roleplay, economy and survival genres.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	174
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Villages Defended:	5	Ores Mined:	1499
Towns Built:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Adventure Kingdom

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Adventure Kingdom is a minecraft server that wants to provide players with the best survival game experience. Based on the GriefPrevention plugin that protects your area from grief. In addition, there is also a mcMMO plugin that brings with the effort on the server some progress for the player. From other plugins: Jobs, RankUp system. SimpleClans… A lot of fun awaits you, so don’t wait and visit our server. :)IP: play.adventure-kingdom.org Discord: https://dsc.gg/adventure-kingdom

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	46

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

WildCraft

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

WyldCraft ServerSemi-Vanilla Survival Server! Features: Economy Custom Spawners Custom Enchants Lag-Free Community Friendly Staff Greif Prevention Resource World Voting

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

GamiFun Demon Slayer

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

MCMMO Roleplay modded server, that includes a bunch of loved mods, with a newly popular Kimetsu no Yaiba mod, that brings the Demon Slayer universe into Minecraft!Explore the world of GamiFun’s Demon Slayer, choose between becoming a Demon or Slayer, complete missions, become a Hashira or Twelve Kizuki, talk with people with a functional voice chat, gain money by participating in the server’s economy.The server includes famous places from the anime, like the Final Selection, Mugen Train, Entertainment District and more!Modpack: http://demonslayermodpack.gamifun.eu/ Discord: discord.gg/gamifun Website: https://www.demonslayerstore.gamifun.eu/

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

AuroEarth MC

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

AuroEarth MC is a towny geopolitical sandbox server for Minecraft. We offer a custom 1:500 scale earth world for towns and nations to prosper.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

GRM Pixelmon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

How to Install / Join: https://grmpixelmon.enjin.com/installWelcome to GRM Pixelmon Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged This version of pixelmon runs on MINECRAFT 1.16.5! Modpack : https://reforged.gg/What do we offer GRM pixelmon was founded by a cat and cookies are the best. We offer a free rank, backpack and pokeheal for everyone. We have loads of custom content for our players like the Johto Region inspired by the pokemon games, Safari Zone, PokeHunt, Events, Daily Rewards and much more!Server Information IP Address: grmpixelmon.com Website: https://grmpixelmon.enjin.com/

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Iperios

Economy, Roleplay, Towny

Iperios[Semi-Vanilla]{Whitelist}{1.20.2}{Geopolitics}{Semi-rp}{Towny}{Dynmap}Iperios is a growing server that want to create a semi-rp and geopolitical atmosphere around the server.Plugins list: -Mcmmo -Essentials -Dynmap -Armorstandtools -Customheads -GriefPrevention -Harbor(Sleep plugin)Hope that you visit us and see you in Iperios! 🙂

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

TNTWcraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

A server based on vanilla survival with added protections. Head out of spawn and build almost anywhere you want and do just about anything else that you would want to.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Dimension Hops:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

MeepCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Towny | Skyblock | Parkour | COD Zombies | Creative | CommunityWe’ve spent the last 10 years crafting the Ultimate Economy Experience and certainly have a lot of history with our community. Make lifelong friends and meet new people, our staff are here to support you along the way! Our gamemodes are always being tweaked and updated, with chances to win custom items in our community events. With past players like PrestonPlayz, LittleLizardGaming, JeromeASF, IAmTheAttack and Notch. Yes… the Notch, you cannot go wrong.IP: MeepCraft.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Buildings Constructed:	48	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Farms Harvested:	175

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Just Bucket

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Brand new Survival server!! JUST BUCKET – [SMP] [ECONOMY]

Jobs, Economy, SMP, soon to be Creative sub server as well.. Come be a part of a growing community!Do you like Minecraft? Want to create awesome builds? Play with friendly people? Talk in the discord? All this while surviving nights and discovering new land? Then join us today, you wont regret it! Plugins: The plugins in this semi vanilla server are designed to not intrude upon the Survival/Vanilla aspect of Minecraft, while also providing a griefer-free and streamlined friendly community experience. We offer GriefPrevention, Economy systems, jobs, and all the normal home, spawn, tpa and warp commands! Tired of mining and crafting? We’ve got alternatives for those looking for a change of pace: Player based economy, and player trading. Use chest shops to sell or buy while you’re online or offline, or trade directly with players while online. Finally, we have a friendly staff with multiple ranking systems and room to advance throughout the server and staff. Player, member, helper, moderator and higher.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
New Chunks Explored:	856926	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	7542	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

ThenzoSMP

Survival

ThenzoSMPThenzoSMP is a server that strives to become the most unique survival server with the most enjoyable twists, like boss fights, jobs, battlepass, and a lot more!join today to find out every feature!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Endless Night Skies:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.