Meet Decoy Ohtani, the legendary Minecraft player who once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot. Yes, you heard that right, a CARROT! Join our SMP and you might just witness him take on a pack of zombies with a feather duster next.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, like the elusive rainbow sheep that farts glitter and the dancing Enderman who moonwalks his way through the Nether. Don’t miss out on the chance to befriend these quirky creatures.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of flying pigs armed with diamond swords? That’s right, our bacon buddies will protect you from any pesky griefers or pesky Ender Dragons that dare to mess with our peaceful realm.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Decoy Ohtani is waiting for you to join his merry band of misfits in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 92/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 22
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 31 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Never Saw These Washed Up Plumbers Play Minecraft SMP

    Never Saw These Washed Up Plumbers Play Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and become part of a world where plumbers are the ultimate celebrities! Forget about those old, washed-up plumbers from the past, because on our server, we have a whole new level of plumber madness. Dive into crazy adventures, build insane contraptions, and battle against evil turtles and mushrooms! Who needs flags when you can have a plumber-tastic time on our server? Join now and experience the plumber craze like never before!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 60 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Mines Excavated: 1639

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Incel Walk Minecraft Server

    Incel Walk Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest place in all of Minecraft! Join us and you’ll experience crazy adventures like incelwalking to buy ice cream at 11 pm in your very own virtual world. Who knows what other wacky shenanigans you’ll get up to in our server – the possibilities are endless! So come on, join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18 Magical Moments Shared: 28

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Cash 70% Minecraft SMP 40k

    Cash 70% Minecraft SMP 40k
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP server is where the real party is at! We have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves while battling mobs. Plus, our currency is 70% cash, so you can literally make it rain in the virtual world. And don’t even get me started on the legendary 40k challenge where players must fight off hordes of zombie pigmen while riding on flying pigs. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of insanity anywhere else. Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 23

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • CraftyDudes – Minecraft server

    CraftyDudes – Minecraft server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we only allow male indie Vtubers to join! Why, you ask? Because we believe that only the most rugged and independent Vtubers can survive in our crazy world of pixelated adventures.

    Join us for epic quests, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans with our all-male Vtuber community. Want to show off your oshi? Go ahead and shill them to your heart’s content! Just make sure they’re a dude, because no girls are allowed here unless they’re on topic (and even then, they better be ready to prove themselves).

    So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a group of Vtubers who are as wild and wacky as us? We’ve got stories that will make you laugh, builds that will blow your mind, and a community that will make you feel right at home (as long as you’re a dude, of course).

    So grab your pickaxe, put on your best Vtuber avatar, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you in our world? Only one way to find out – join us now!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31 Titanic Battles Fought: 28

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Racket Lisa Minecraft SMP

    Racket Lisa Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being yelled at for playing Minecraft too loudly? Join our SMP where the only practice you need is perfecting your creeper dodging skills! Our server is so intense, even the mobs are afraid to spawn. Trust us, you’ll never hear “knock off that racket” again, unless it’s coming from a disgruntled Enderman. So come join us and let’s make some noise… in a good way!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 25
    Epic Quests Completed: 29 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Power Play Minecraft Server

    Power Play Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to offer you UNLIMITED POOOOWEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR!

    Join us and you’ll be able to ride on flying pigs, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and even tame a dragon to ride into battle. Our server is so powerful, even the Ender Dragon bows down to us.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you three wishes.

    So why settle for mediocrity when you can have UNLIMITED POOOOWEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR on our server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Color Coordinated Minecraft SMP

    Color Coordinated Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft SMP where each color is coordinated to the opening sequence of your favorite anime! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

    In our world, Pink opening means you’ll be greeted by a horde of adorable pink llamas ready to accompany you on your journey. Blue opening? Get ready to dive into a massive ocean filled with treasure and maybe a few angry squids. And don’t even get us started on the Yellow opening – let’s just say you might find yourself face to face with a giant chicken wearing a top hat.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you can find the elusive Rainbow opening, you’ll be transported to a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers dance the Macarena.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Zombie Dances: 6
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Dimension Hops: 12 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP (1.16.5)

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ores Mined: 5069 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Buildings Constructed: 42
    Magic Wands Crafted: 15 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Final Map Minecraft Server

    Final Map Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the final map has just been revealed by the higher ups! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. You won’t find that kind of talent anywhere else!

    2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures guarded by a pack of ninja chickens. If you can outsmart them, the loot is all yours!

    3. The server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if your house suddenly turns into a giant cake or your tools start dancing on their own!

    4. We have a floating island in the sky where gravity works backwards. It’s a challenge just to navigate your way around, but the views are totally worth it!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 10
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 14 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Farms Harvested: 471 Dark Rituals Completed: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • SillySquid Minecraft SMP PT 4

    SillySquid Minecraft SMP PT 4
    Oh, honey, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP! It’s like a virtual fashion show, and Leah is always slaying with her pixelated outfits. You gotta join just to see her latest look, trust me.

    But that’s not all – we’ve got a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy on the server. They’re like little mob bosses, trading rare items and causing chaos wherever they go. You never know what they’ll do next!

    And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hunt that happens every full moon. Rumor has it there’s a diamond-encrusted pickaxe hidden somewhere in the world, guarded by a pack of angry wolves. Will you be brave enough to find it?

    So come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as intense as the creeper explosions. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll in this pixelated paradise!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Dimension Hops: 6
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Zombie Dances: 7 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 20

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Filters Firsties Minecraft SMP

    Filters Firsties Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! We have flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco club where the creepers bust a move!

    Join our SMP if you want to ride into battle on a giant chicken, build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, or participate in our weekly llama fashion show. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be found. So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky world of wonder and chaos today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Void Armor Forged: 25
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Magic Crystals Found: 9 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 194 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Angela’s Minecraft Server

    Angela’s Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of looking like a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, you can transform into the iconic Angela from Silent Hill 2! That’s right, strut your stuff in a creepy, yet stylish outfit that will have all the mobs running scared.

    But that’s not all! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with haunted mansions, spooky forests, and even a few jump scares along the way. Who needs diamonds when you can collect creepy dolls and rusty knives instead?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unleash your inner Angela. Just be prepared for some seriously twisted nightmares…err, we mean fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 240 Runes Activated: 8
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • The Kween’s Phase Cuck Bros Minecraft SMP

    The Kween’s Phase Cuck Bros Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a phasecuckbro and getting BTFO by our kween? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop laughter as we conquer the virtual world together.

    Our server is filled with crazy characters, from a talking llama who gives out questionable advice to a group of villagers who have formed their own cult dedicated to mining diamonds. You never know what you’ll encounter next in our wacky world.

    But the real reason to join our SMP? The legendary treasure hidden deep within our server. Rumor has it that there is a secret stash of enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of rabid wolves. Will you be brave enough to find it and claim the title of ultimate treasure hunter?

    So what are you waiting for? Leave your phasecuckbro days behind and join us for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in our world, anything can happen!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 11 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Void Armor Forged: 28 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Titanic Battles Fought: 17
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Fan Service Minecraft Server

    Fan Service Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with some epic fanservice! We’ve got hot tubs filled with lava, diamond armor fashion shows, and even a secret strip mining club (shh, don’t tell the mods)! Join us for a wild ride that will have you saying, “I didn’t know Minecraft could be this sexy!” So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for some scandalous fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Gods Slained: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Ores Mined: 3247
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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