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| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 4640 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 25 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 284 |
| Crops Grown: | 5699 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 468 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
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