Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 6289 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Join us for a wild ride where you can transform from a regular player into a cock-hungry slut in the blink of an eye. Who knew that mining for resources could lead to such wild adventures?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cunt Fapping Challenge, where players must race against the clock to see who can stop fapping in their cunt the fastest. The winner gets bragging rights and a special in-game prize that will leave everyone green with envy.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this outrageous Minecraft server and see where your wildest fantasies can take you. Just be prepared for the unexpected – you never know what might happen next!
