lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. our diamonds sparkle brighter than ur ex’s new boo thang and our creepers tell the best knock knock jokes. come join us and experience a world where common sense is as rare as a chicken that can tap dance. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 90/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
Volcanoes Explored: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 1
Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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