CuckCraft SMP – NothingMakesMeHappier

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Welcome to our chaotic Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being constantly pranked, trolled, and bamboozled by our devious players.

One time, we had a player who thought they were the ultimate Minecraft pro, but little did they know, our resident prankster filled their entire base with chickens. And not just any chickens, but explosive chickens that blew up as soon as they were touched. Talk about a clucking disaster!

But that’s not all – we also have epic PvP battles, treasure hunts with insane riddles, and secret underground societies that you can join if you can find them. And let’s not forget about our legendary server-wide events, like the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the server. It was a llama-zing time!

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be KWAB’d with the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced. Just remember, no one is safe from the pranks and shenanigans that await you on our server. See you there, you cuck!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Crops Grown:	1577
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Animals Bred:	70

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Villages Defended:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Endless Night Skies:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	New Chunks Explored:	34897

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	164

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	313
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Void Gems Collected:	26
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5380	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dragons Tamed:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Farms Harvested:	298
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Farms Harvested:	820	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Farms Harvested:	744
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Secret Passages Found:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Crops Grown:	3406	Endless Night Skies:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!