CuckCraft SMP – NothingMakesMeHappier

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Welcome to our chaotic Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being constantly pranked, trolled, and bamboozled by our devious players.

One time, we had a player who thought they were the ultimate Minecraft pro, but little did they know, our resident prankster filled their entire base with chickens. And not just any chickens, but explosive chickens that blew up as soon as they were touched. Talk about a clucking disaster!

But that’s not all – we also have epic PvP battles, treasure hunts with insane riddles, and secret underground societies that you can join if you can find them. And let’s not forget about our legendary server-wide events, like the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the server. It was a llama-zing time!

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be KWAB’d with the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced. Just remember, no one is safe from the pranks and shenanigans that await you on our server. See you there, you cuck!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Buildings Constructed:	20	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Villages Defended:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Animals Bred:	194	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Astral Projections Made:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Alien Abductions:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Falling into the Void:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Dimension Hops:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9031
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Potions Brewed:	190	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Dragons Tamed:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Divine Spears Created:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Zombie Dances:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Buildings Constructed:	28	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.