CuckCraft SMP – NothingMakesMeHappier

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Welcome to our chaotic Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being constantly pranked, trolled, and bamboozled by our devious players.

One time, we had a player who thought they were the ultimate Minecraft pro, but little did they know, our resident prankster filled their entire base with chickens. And not just any chickens, but explosive chickens that blew up as soon as they were touched. Talk about a clucking disaster!

But that’s not all – we also have epic PvP battles, treasure hunts with insane riddles, and secret underground societies that you can join if you can find them. And let’s not forget about our legendary server-wide events, like the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the server. It was a llama-zing time!

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be KWAB’d with the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced. Just remember, no one is safe from the pranks and shenanigans that await you on our server. See you there, you cuck!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

DistortedGalaxies

Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

DistortedGalaxies – A Cracked Minecraft Server Strafing to premium-like Experience. We offer various gamemodes such as:

You can Request Gamemodes or Features On our socials!

DISCORD SERVER: https://discord.gg/pJBwJRT WEBSITE: distortedgalaxies.com MINECRAFT SERVER: mc.distortedgalaxies.com

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Arctic adventures

Bed wars, Faction Survival, Hunger Games, Kit PvP, Survival

Arctic Adventures is a newly created Minecraft Network, offering a Factions game mode, next to a Survival game mode with Discord-integrated proximity chat, infernal mobs, custom boss fights, more than 60 custom enchantments, economy, MCMMO, and grief prevention in player-claimed areas. For more bloodthirsty players we offer a KitPVP integration with a level up system, leaderboards, buyable kits and more! Join the Arctic Adventures server so you don’t miss a thing!Cross-Play: Java/Bedrock1.8 – 1.20

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MintMC

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

MintMC has three of the funnest Minecraft games out there: – KitPVP – Survival – Skyblock Come join and hang out for one of the best times of your Minecraft experience!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Rainbow Realm

Creative, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

What is the server IP for Rainbow realm? The IP address of Rainbow realm Minecraft server is play.rainbowrealm.net How to join Rainbow realm server? Open the game Minecraft, click “Play” button then choose “Multiplayer” option from the menu. Click “Add Server” tab and input the textrainbowrealm.coon “Server Address” then hit “Done”. Once the connection is available and turns green you may click on “Join Server” button to play on Rainbow realm. What version does Rainbow realm use? Rainbow realm server supports Minecraft game version: 1.13.x, 1.14.x, 1.15.x, 1.16.x, Bedrock Edition, you may also use any other older or lower versions to connect and play. Where is Rainbow realm located? The Rainbow realm server is currently hosted in Canada.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Litenetworkxultimate

Survival

Server IP: Play.LiteNetwork.fun:19132

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	26

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

FSG – |GAG| Vanilla Server

Survival, Vanilla

Classic Vanilla Server. Opened 24/7; unless a maintenance is going on, you’re always free to connect and play.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

VultexPvP

PvP

VultexPvP is a small but growing 1.9 Combat PvP server. We grew with 2000 unique members within the first month! We look forward to you joining 🙂

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Mailand network

Box, PvP Survival

Server IP: play.mailandnetwork.xyz

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

MekaPack

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, Survival

This server is in early access but please join and have fun with friends! Enjoy Team, McMMO and more!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

creative mc

Creative

come join on plot server creative https://discord.gg/FvRgCp https://discord.gg/FvRgCp ha ha ha ha hah h hHA H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	5674	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Annenniga.com

Multiplayer Survival

Server IP: 37.247.108.241

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Wicked Worlds

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Our current community is small but active, we are looking for long term players who like the survival aspects of the game. We are expanding into minigames as well. Currently, we only have Hide and Seek.

Our Discord is: [Discord](https://discord.gg/XvWcSE3)

Current rules: * Respect Staff and Players * No griefing * No cheating of any kind * Use common sense

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ores Mined:	9267

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Minecactus

Skyblock

JOIN NAW OP SKYblock top is got champion rank! Minions custom pets cutoms generateur costom idk wht im say but his tell me the discripstion has to to be at least 100 characters long

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Smarverse.net

Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

Get your first 1.20 multiplayer advanture!! (additional plugins will be added soon)

Thought yourself strong?!?On smarvers.net, you cannot buy strength with money. You must be strong to survive!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Chimeras Created:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Honey Hollow

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Honey Hollow is a 100% rank free survival server with an economy focused around item trading. There are towns scattered around the world which all have themed trading hubs so players can trade NPCs for items, with more being built! We also have an ever-expanding player market, so players can build their own shops and sell items for currency. Our server is 100% free to play, because we believe everyone in our community should have access to the same commands, items, etc!

We focus largely on our community’s wants and needs, and include them as much as we can when adding new things to the server. Staff is quick and easy to get ahold of if players ever have any issues, and we typically are able to fix issues right away. Our community is small, typically seeing 6-7 players on at once every day, but we’re slowly growing! We have monthly events where our players can earn in game prizes, and we reset the end monthly so loot never runs out!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.