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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 7365 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 210 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 138 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 14 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Join us if you want to find out why whites are so cucked – spoiler alert, it’s because they haven’t experienced the sheer awesomeness of our server yet!
We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little bunny.
So come on over and join us on this wild ride – who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind why whites are so cucked (hint: it involves a llama, a disco ball, and a talking potato). See you in the game!