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Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 8415 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Votes: | 5095 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
Join us if you want to find out why whites are so cucked – spoiler alert, it’s because they haven’t experienced the sheer awesomeness of our server yet!
We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little bunny.
So come on over and join us on this wild ride – who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind why whites are so cucked (hint: it involves a llama, a disco ball, and a talking potato). See you in the game!