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Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 3911 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Towns Built: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 11 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 10 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 |
Join us if you want to find out why whites are so cucked – spoiler alert, it’s because they haven’t experienced the sheer awesomeness of our server yet!
We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little bunny.
So come on over and join us on this wild ride – who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind why whites are so cucked (hint: it involves a llama, a disco ball, and a talking potato). See you in the game!