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Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 9928 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 1 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Join us if you want to find out why whites are so cucked – spoiler alert, it’s because they haven’t experienced the sheer awesomeness of our server yet!
We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little bunny.
So come on over and join us on this wild ride – who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind why whites are so cucked (hint: it involves a llama, a disco ball, and a talking potato). See you in the game!