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Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 6212 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 38 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Join us if you want to find out why whites are so cucked – spoiler alert, it’s because they haven’t experienced the sheer awesomeness of our server yet!
We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little bunny.
So come on over and join us on this wild ride – who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind why whites are so cucked (hint: it involves a llama, a disco ball, and a talking potato). See you in the game!